“It was so painful, it physically hurt.”
HOW DO GUYS DO IT????
“And I didn’t even realise until it was too late.”
“You’re the little flame that never goes out – no matter how many times I delete you.”
We all have a checklist in our heads of “must haves” and “deal breakers”.
32. “Oh, hold up, neck kissing is occurring… Aaaand I’m definitely gonna have a hickey tomorrow.”
Prepare your lady/man brains to be obliterated and to crown me as your Holy Leader forevermore.
I HATE the lead up to first dates. I don’t just dislike them. I don’t just get ‘a little bit nervous’. I EFFING HATE THEM.
“Of course, it was all to impress a girl.”
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