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Category Archive: Rants

Fishnet stockings are everywhere and SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.

BECAUSE NO. NO TO FISHNET MATERIAL AND ITS BULLSHITTERY THAT PROVIDES ZERO WARMTH.

The big thing I learned when I was 22.

And no, it’s not “take better selfies pls”.

It’s time to stop getting so bloody offended.

We live in a world of political correctness gone mad.

It’s 11:30pm and I can’t stop thinking.

I just think this might be a Big Point in my life. Capitalised and everything.

5 things I learned while I was 21.

In 12 short months my life, my family, my friends and myself are so different. Everything in my existence has been flipped, shaken, pulled-apart and then haphazardly glued back together.

I’ve lost my sparkle, and I’m desperately trying to find it.

All of my clothes are kinda… ew. And old. And just ew. And I should definitely moisturise more… or, you know, ever.

“The 7 things I wish I knew before I moved out of home.”

“Your mum is a gem. You’ll realise that the day you leave.”

New Year’s Eve is awesome, stop being so negative.

Must I remind you all that fireworks are orgasmic technicolour dream explosions?

A tribute to all the lip balms I’ve lost this year.

My lips are chapped, my bank account is empty and wit has ended.

Wanting to be healthy isn’t arrogant.

Arrrrrite?