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An Open Letter to Charlie Sheen.

“Do I consider you courageous, heroic or inspirational? No. Plain and simple. No. To me, Charlie Sheen is a racist woman-basher who just so happens to be HIV positive.”

Graduating from uni? It’s probably gonna take you 5 YEARS to find full-time work…

wat. Wat? WHAT?!

The 39-Step Guide to Netflix and Chill.

32. “Oh, hold up, neck kissing is occurring… Aaaand I’m definitely gonna have a hickey tomorrow.”

‘The moment I realised I need to join the gym.’

‘A real one. With weights and sweaty boys who have big neck muscles and everything.’

‘I was so stressed that my hair began to fall out.’

‘I truly believed that I was okay until a friend confronted me and said “Lauren, you look sick”.’

What it’s like when your parents divorce in your 20s.

“After leaving high school, not once did I imagine that my parents would split. I just didn’t.”

Dating in your twenties is like eating an avocado.

Prepare your lady/man brains to be obliterated and to crown me as your Holy Leader forevermore.

‘I’m terrified of graduating from Uni.’

‘There are just so many things to be anxious about, so many loose ends that I don’t know how to tie.’

An Open Letter to Kylie Jenner.

‘Kylie, I don’t judge you. In fact if I were in your position, I think I would have done the same thing.’

The 5 ways I procrastinated doing my Uni assignment:

At least now I know how to achieve the ‘♡ Perfect Copper Bronze Smokey Eye Look ♡’